written and produced by giuseppe andrews. performed by giuseppe and ed.

TATTOO GUN

fancy meeting you here how's the wife? fancy meeting you here how is life? both your legs and both your arms get the tatto gun. both your balls and pork chow mein get the tatto gun. with the tattoo gun draw a goofy, with the tattoo gun. fancy meeting you here how's the kids? fancy meeting you here how is lids?

MY GHOST

my ghost, i've given him problems, my ghost, detectives can't solve em. my ghost, a brain is a cupcake, my ghost, he tries like a mother to leave. he tries like a motherfu**er. he tries like a mother to leave. talkin bout my ghost.

TOMORROW’S NEEDS

Welcome to your body. Welcome to your life. Are you feeling sorry, for your self sometimes, for yourself sometimes. It’s hard when you’re just an illusion. Welcome to the party, would you like a drink? You need something sorry, for your brain to think, for your brain to think. It’s hard when you’re just an illusion, so tired of tomorrows needs. Hope the cut-man’s gonna stop the bleed or they’ll stop the fight. I’m so tired of tomorrow’s needs. It aint no surprise. The world’s out of it’s… welcome to your body, welcome to your skin. Timmy Todd is tardy. How the hell you been? It’s hard when you’re just an illusion. (repeat chorus). It aint no surprise the world’s out of it’s mind your manners, scum bag. You won’t get sloppy seconds. You’ll just be sent to death bed, to death bed, to death bed. (repeat chorus). It aint no surprise the world’s out of it’s mind.

ALUMA-NAUTILUS

Aluma-nautilus, now what could they offer us, I mean what could they offer us that could mean anything. The slaughterhouse machine will work itself out you’ll see. It will work itself out you’ll see, and you know what I mean. cause what you kill you become. You can’t hide you can’t run. What you kill you become now to see what you done. Aluma-nautilus, a chance to transcend all this, yes, a chance to transcend all this. Will I blow it again? (repeat slaughter house verse). My god, what have we done. Children fill up your hearts with belief. Children, the search for the truth’s everything. Children, all living things have a soul. Children, it’s not what you get that’s the goal. It’s just what you give so (repeat top). What could they offer us that could mean anything at all.

TRAILER TRONIC

anything helps. any fu*king thing baby. trailer tronic. trailer tronic. anything helps. come on, i've got 5 fuckin kids man.

THE BEST OF LUCK

I got a plan B from inner space, see. monkey teeth are screamin. look at their eyes. I got a plan B from inner space, see. Monkey teeth are screamin. out of their minds. I know it’s got ya thinkin, there’s a sinkin feelin down in your heart. I know it’s got ya thinkin. Keep believin there’s a shot in the dark. For the love of God. Just a couple peas in a pod. Blessed is the quest, but brutal is the test and I wish you all the best of luck.

PAPER BABIES

you can get creamated for the price of a couch. truckers put tobacco in their lip from a pouch. i am dick dysfunctional, so she fu**ed a tree. laying on the floor this morning, she said to me. shit, i'm having paper babies. i am no psychologist, but i think she's flipped. calls her p**sy swimming pool and goes for a dip. i just want a hamster and a wheel it can run. laying on the floor this morning she said, help hun. shit, i'm having paper babies. mama, dada, haha, i did caca. tree fu*k. tree fu*ck.

WASH ME

Bird shit is on my car today. Surfers go out to drown in waves. Pile of puppies take your pick. Both of my sleeves are stuffed with tricks. Wally could talk forever to my pappa-doo, I could just stare forever at his senior shoes, if I was not so busy bounty huntin soup. Bird shit is on my head today, singles go out to catch a lay, pile of tigers breaded down, both of my ghosts are stuffed with towns. (repeat chorus). Coupons are on my car today, surfers go out to drown in waves, pile of puppies take your pick, both of my cheeks are stained with shit. Wash me.

TENDING TO THE MEDIAN FLOWERS

Can I be your friend, mr. alien? Can I join your team, have a spaceship dream. Yeah, you know me, I’m just tending to the median flowers, they doubled my hours, just get holidays off, so I’m thinking bout the old Eiffel tower, and all of the power it takes to light car lots. Fax your resume to their office today. They might cast you in their war epic with my mullet of ticks. (repeat chorus). There’s no time to loose, when you’re on the booze. Cause your liver might explode like a cantelope dropped from a skyscraper pay my ass no mind (repeat chorus). Shall I steal us a bike, mr. vodka mike? Can I join your team, recycle, redeem, you know what I mean (repeat chorus)

CHOPPING CHEESE

You’re coppin cheese, your rat’s at ease. It came across, like his mind was lost. But have no fear, his mind is here. It’s in his head, or so has been said by dumb asses. You’re choppin cheese, your rat said please. You feel guilty for trapping his tail. Lucky for him he walks like he swims, or he’d be dead, or so has been said by dumb asses. Snails, stapled to a fence snuck out. They’re blowing through the wind right now, they’re heading to your dungeon door, says do not disturb you’re…(repeat top and snail section). They’re heading to your dungeon door, says do not disturb, you’re choppin cheese.

BIRDHOUSE

I’m building a birdhouse. I feel better when I’m in a trance. I don’t take a political stance on abortion or any of that, I just stick to the matter at hand. So scratch that, the cat post, you can scratch that, the cat box they can have that. It sure would make it easier. There’s a time change but Doodles don’t care. He’s more worried ‘bout losing his hair. His old lady might go look elsewhere for a young man whose hung like a chandelier. (Repeat scratch that area) it sure would make it easier on us all.

IT'S ALL NOT SO TRAGIC

i hope it's pizza night. if not, i'll try to hang on tight. books basking in the light, on sale, only the strong don't buy sometimes. call it like a coin flip, chapped lips. call it like a coin flip, lash whip. who will win it someone will win, tonight, why? i hope it's pizza night, if not i'll try to stay alive. boxers on valentines on hold just get back to me, get back to me sometime. (chorus) here's a gift card i hope you feel alot better, artists' taking it slower than a turtle neck sweater, but i'm badgering through it with the microphones boomin, gotta hustle up the jingo like my homie paul newman. cause i never met an animal whose diggin it's head up on some wall with it's features all dead. it's a hurricane of mortgages, they made ends meet, so trick or treat motherfucker you can smell my feet. cause it's all not so tragic, magic, still here it's clear, you're near sighted...

OPEN MIC

The heart the soul, the brain, the mind, the house, the yard, the plane the car, the street the road, the frog the toad, the door the knob the dick the throb. The mic the guitar, the solar system, the bar, the enemy the friend, the beginning the end, the card, the game, the sorrow, the shame.

BOTTLED WATERFALL

Congratulations, you got something on the ball. Graffiti artists put obscenities on the wall. I don’t have the strength anymore to clean it off, they’ll just do it some more tonight. Congratulations, you got clothes to fit the tall. Graffiti artists put obscenities on the wall. I don’t have the strength anymore to clean it off, they’ll just do it some more, but you, you on the other hand could. Maybe you could have a word, a little word with them all. My bottled waterfall. (repeat top verse and chorus). I know you’re busy now but you, you on the other hand could. maybe you could have a word, a little word with them all. My bottled waterfall. Shiva, queen of light, undo this harness of darkness from the world and fill every heart with spiritual music. Music to heal every mental and physical pain…hey bottled waterfall, I’m pourin you out, hey bottled waterfall, I’m swimming around the town. Hey bottled waterfall, I’m floodin the ground. Hey bottled waterfall I’m watchin the sun go down, with my sounds…music to kill greed, to kill hatred, so that only beauty and love exists. This is my prayer. Amen.